A Brendan/Emmett Slash Community
Fic: 'A Boy and His Snake' 
30th-Apr-2006 01:30 am
smiley jen
My first cross-over fic and my first time to write in these two fandoms. Eek!

Title: A Boy and His Snake
Author: Never
Pairing: Emmett/Dean
Fandom: Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes crossover
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Drabble, Established relationship
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I’d force them to reveal their relationship…but I don’t, so they must keep on pretending.
Warning: Snake porn? Slash.
Summary: Brendan drops by the lab to find Emmett enthralled by…
Author’s Notes: While making a friend watch Boa vs. Python, we joked about this possibility…she then proceeded to threaten my life if I didn’t write it. What can I say? I like breathing…


Brendan leaned against the lab bench, an eyebrow raised. Across the room, Emmett was huddled in front of his computer, looking quite flushed. It was obvious that the scientist was watching something, and Dean immediately knew what it was. There was only one thing that could keep Emmett distracted enough not to notice Dean’s arrival.

The damn tracking footage of the giant python trying to mate with Betty the boa.


Really, how many times was Brendan going to have to watch Emmett watch that snake porn? Not for the first time, Dean considered hiding the video clip.

Sighing, Brendan pushed himself away from the table and made his way through the lab to stand behind his lover. One glance at the screen only confirmed what he already knew. He placed his hands on Emmett’s shoulders, finally making the man look away from the computer screen.

Emmett spun around in his chair and looked up, “Brendan. I didn’t hear you come in.”

Dean gestured to the computer screen, “Yeah, it looks like you were…occupied.”

“I was, actually. And well…now that you’re here…” Both of his eyebrows shot up in what could only be described as a suggestive manner.

Turning his lover’s chair back towards the computer, Brendan leaned down until his head was level with Emmett’s. “Getting ideas again?”

“Now that you mention it…”

Brendan watched the footage loop back and repeat, as Emmett had set it up to do ages ago. Perhaps having the snake porn around wasn’t such a bad idea after all since it always led to the best sex between them.

“Okay, but I’m not wearing the spurs again.”


Cross-posted at sga_6degrees
30th-Apr-2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
“Okay, but I’m not wearing the spurs again.”

This was funny. Short and sweet. *loves* You rock.
2nd-May-2006 03:56 am (UTC)
Thank you! It is a bit short, isn't it? Hmm...I'll have to work on that for next time. *g*
2nd-May-2006 03:33 am (UTC)
Snake Porn... *lmao*
.... that was fabulous... and on a 'loop' *snorts*

....I defintely want more psychic snakage from you. *bats eyelashes*

2nd-May-2006 03:54 am (UTC)
Awww...thank you! :D And I'm glad that you thought it was funny. I sometimes wonder about my sense of humor; I'm not always sure anyone else will laugh when I do. *shrugs*

Anyway, it was definitely fun to write. *g*
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